It’s time for another rap.

Every rap song in existence starts with random throat sounds.
[Random throat noises]
Let’s go:

Kick drum, fast hi-hats
Snappy snares, how you like that?
Awful music, that’s a fact
But who cares about music if you’ve got a hat

Look angry for no reason
For real, life is great this season
Hmm, I wonder when we’re finally gonna be done
Man, filming this video is no fun

Point at the camera, random scenes
Gonna end another sentence with the word scenes
Rap song, so that means
I don’t have to rhyme sentences

It’s been like four verses, okay
We’re almost at the chorus anyways
I wrote this thing in like one day
As the music drops now I can say:

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Don’t even make sense
But it means no less
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Ain’t no meaning, what we gonna do
Let us learn and discern what we’re listening to

Intimidating lean, camera swing
Flex on car or something
More angry pointing
And use a lot of autotune cause you really can’t sing

Now here’s a sudden section
With a very different tempo, yeah but
Honestly, I just got bored
Of counting all my syllables

3-minute rap, like four chords
Could’ve done better, but I got bored
Looking back, should’ve wrote more
So, I’ll spit a hot verse to the cold floor:

Before you know it, back on it
Rapping double-time and people
Seem to think it is impressive
Why not throw more on the pile, aye?
But really man, it’s nothing and
To keep my lips from bluffing
Editing helps like a lot
As if you really understand me

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Don’t even make sense
But it means no less
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Ain’t no meaning, what we gonna do
Let us learn and discern what we’re listening to

Typically, when rappers feel like they have something particularly deep they wanna get off their chests, they’ll sing it in some sort of instrumental breakdown. So that’s what I’m gonna do.

It’s cold outside and I’d really rather just be home
But I gotta look cool for the sake of the video
Although this rap is purely satirical, sure
Deep down I know in the words I sing it’s so much more

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Don’t even make sense
But it means no less
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Don’t even make sense, don’t even make sense
Don’t even make sense, don’t even make sense
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Don’t even make sense
But it means no less
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Catchy phrase, catchy phrase
Ain’t no meaning, what we gonna do
Let us learn and discern what we’re listening to